First and foremost.

I've already got a blog that I don't want the world to read, so I've taken to writing here in the silly hopes the people I disparage and rant against in my other blog will visit my writing and not try to kill me.

A bit more? I'm an average nut-case writer girl who finds her life hysterical and says mean things to people because it makes her mom laugh. I don't think I've ever met anyone I haven't fought with or had a vendetta against. It's just how I'm wired. Granted I do better with righteous indignation, but I'm not bad at flat out bitchy meanness when it comes to my nearest and dearest.

Deep down I just want to teach people a lesson.

Mostly, I'm just writing a public blog so I can stop cryptic ranting and learn to call out publicly the people I'm discussing.

I live in Chicago and want to move south. I have a home in Waveland and wish I could go back there, but that's looking impossible with the job market in it's current state of flushing.

My fiancee is an out of work firefighter who just bothers me all day to cuddle with him. I have a really bad back and a sick sense of humor.

My name is Erin and for a while I tried to be an alcoholic.

Welcome.